cock block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting "play", "poontang", etc.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"

(n.) I was dancing with this girl, when this cock-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her.
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.

by MCKREWGA September 13, 2003

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Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.

Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!

by Ben March 7, 2004

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Cock Vulture

A female or male who preys on a guy. Can be found at bars hovering around looking for a guy to take home. Can be found in other public places as well.

I saw her leave with three different guys in the last two nights at this club. That girl is definitely a Cock Vulture.

by G-manicus April 19, 2010

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Yoghurt-cock

The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.

"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

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moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

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Cock Chair

A rare disease found in some african countries where your cock, is actually a 18th century chair.

Also: When you have sex with a fat chick and your dick is shaped like a chair after wards and people sit on it after all the chairs in the house are taken.

I had sex with a fat chick and now people sit on me, all cock chair like

by ihavecockchair February 18, 2008

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