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Chris crippin 

A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.

A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.

Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".
"Chris crippin very fine he be lookin"

"Hey ladies"
Chris crippin by Mr Crippin November 21, 2023

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'
Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!
Chris Kringle by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Chris Huffman 

Absolute Gigachad of a Human being. Owns his own machine shop and has 25 girlfriends all from Argentina. Loves Trains and your mom more than anything in the world. Also enjoys a good forklift accident, the more violent the better.
Did you see Chris Huffman is running for president? He has my vote.
Chris Huffman by anonymous December 1, 2023

Chris Buescher 

The 30 year old from prosper texas.
He drives the #17 Fastenal Ford mustang in the NASCAR Cup series
Ol' Chris Buescher must have ate his wheaties this morning - Corey LaJoie

Chris Paul 

Ultimate fucking goober!!! Cant make a shot for his life. If u ever bet on him always take the under!! (no joke) Bros such a fucking herb.
Chris Paul by ChrisTheRetardPaul January 4, 2024

chris pratt syndrome 

A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.
Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome