Academic Blowjob

The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.

Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?

Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention

Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob

Academic Blowjob by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010

Frosty Blowy 

The act of a female giving a male oral sex immediately after eating an ice cream cone.

Damn dawg, Shaniqua gave me the best frosty blowy after she ate her vanilla ice cream cone.

Frosty Blowy by Chuckles012 January 9, 2011

Bavarian Blowtorch 

When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.

I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.

Bavarian Blowtorch by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011

Oreo blowback 

When you cum in the anus and they fart the cum and poo back on you looks like a crushed Oreo

Anal sex Oreo blowback

Oreo blowback by ASH9LONDON January 27, 2014

NES blowjob 

Noun

1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.

To perform an NES Blowjob simply:

Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart

Press power
Maybe smack it a little

The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.

NES blowjob by billebllunt May 15, 2014

Verbal Blowjob

When you give a compliment to someone just for that person to like you.

Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.

Verbal Blowjob by D'O March 29, 2015

Birmingham Blowfish

The sexual act of receiving a fart into your mouth and then blowing it into your partner's face.

Jill gave me the sweetest Birmingham Blowfish ever last night.

Birmingham Blowfish by SpaghettiSauced September 18, 2015