I had a boner

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

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post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.

It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.

by Rutta11 June 22, 2016

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Repping your boner

When you are watching group porn and happen to pop a boner, own up to it. Rep your boner.

"I was so proud of you for repping your boner last night, that was actually kinda sexy""
"Eww Jason ToTaLy didn't rep his boner last night"

by Heather Locklier May 15, 2008

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Extreme boner syndrome

A rare disease where the victim becomes a walking talking life size erection.

What's up with Fionn recently he's acting a right knob?
Haven't you heard? He's the first person in the world to get extreme boner syndrome, he's basically a giant walking cock.

by Honeynuts December 4, 2019

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Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.

Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"

by atrain595 June 1, 2011

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