Monkey Dust

The lint that gets trapped in the hair on your nuts

She went down lick them, but she came up with a mouthfull of Monkey Dust

by Cyzzl November 14, 2003

monkey bumps

A playful name for a lady's breasts.

Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>

by crxchaos June 7, 2005

lab monkey

One who burns iso's all day for their superiors to use in the lab. One who's biggest weakness is networking. Should be in lab all day and night. 24/7 lab weenie.

Thank god I'm not a lab monkey like Rye San

by Lameo June 18, 2006

Jungle-Monkey

A silly black person.

Most of the time that person is fitting into a stereotype set by white people.

Situation: A Black person climbing a tree.
What You Say When You See This: Lookit dat jungle-monkey climbing that tree! Do he think he in Africa?

by `Tifaah May 19, 2008

hose monkey

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

by <T>-=ad0be=- July 15, 2008

mud monkey

the smallest version of a poop gingerly pinched off between the ass cheeks

DAMNIT! You don't pinch off a mud monkey in the urinal.

by All the other names are taken November 1, 2010

monkey tail

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat

I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005