poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

by gatosgirl July 8, 2010

asoomie poo

a small fluffy animal that stinks the place up once it spreads its legs.

that new cream makes your skin so soft judy, feels just like asoomie poo.

Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!

by likescrack April 13, 2011

Casey Pooing

The act of taking the biggest, most voluptuous shit to honour and please the deity known as Case Oh. These pieces of fecal matter can be of any varying height but must be at least 2 inches wide. This is so we can make it fat like Case Oh

A:Yo! It looks like someone is Casey Pooing!
B:Some cunt took a shit to honour a YouTuber?! That’s disgusting!

by DaPlonkBoi February 5, 2024

tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).

Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.

by McKherj October 4, 2022

pee pee poo poo

this are the famous words that baby kata said in his song "pee pee poo poo". this words are very heartfelt for him as when he was in a relashionship, but it was toxic, he flushed them away like pee and poo.

Person 1- Mommy i did a pee pee poo poo on the floor!
Person 2- That is gross *slaps*

by ghostlyseren February 5, 2021

poo

a delicious 5 course meal of farts-sharts-logs-sharts-farts. has a distinctly sweet taste and tastes best in the afternoon. varies in consistency, color and flavor but will always be delicious. bon appetit!

my boyfriend did a huge poo into my mouth at night! it was so good, i woke up with more cravings for his poo.

by poolover54 August 26, 2021

Poo

Melted sloppy chocolate that is perfectly safe to eat!
A delicious snack on a Wednesday after school.

Damn this poo is mulalicious!

by Godnotagain September 29, 2022