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ripped the ass out of my pants

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.
Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"
by Mejo December 16, 2014
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pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
by loffdawg November 5, 2013
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An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.
"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
by TurntUp January 1, 2014
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Shag Pants

Loose, baggy, and often old pants without buttons, zippers, or belt loops. They are worn to be easily taken off, or at least to allow easy fingering/hand jobs.
Babe, your mom is downstairs. Go put on some shag pants and let's "watch" a movie.
by sidewalks February 2, 2015
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Pant pudding

When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.
Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?
by White boy thug July 26, 2015
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without pants

a fat man who sweats a lot playing video games naked, somtimes putting frozen burritos under his man titties to cool down
Fat Gerry was pulling a classic without pants move last night, fat ass was sweating buckets just trying to walk to the restroom to take a shit
by DIRTY MIKE 8787 October 2, 2015
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Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.
by suttenplant October 11, 2015
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