penis pump

a pump which inlarges your penis

katherine: your penis is so small , i dont like that !
daniel: well i cant help it
katherine: well here, use this penis pump!

by KillerQueen9000 January 22, 2009

Penis Fish

Someone who is all in your buisness and seemingly wants to get in your pants {to pleasure you or kiss ass} just like the actual penis fish in the Caribou

Tim(talking to buddy): "Dude watch this, John has been on my like a penis fish because I told him I might give him a promotion.(To John) My coffee is empty."
John:" Don't worry sir I noticed you were finshing it up 5 minutes ago and have already brewed you a new pot

Tina: "Hey Tim how's it going? I heard you just broke up with your girlfriend."
Tim: " Dont be such a penis fish I plan on staying single Tina, go be a slut somewhere else"

by Hermin23 August 13, 2010

Penis Sack

Where a whole bunch of dudes get a paper bag and put their dicks in the bag while jacking off.

"Hey bros! We should stop playing gamecube and do a penis sack."

by Teamrubert August 5, 2008

crocodile penis

the thing that crocodiles apparently DO have that is kept in a pouch. and it is bloody and red. and its BIG

damn!! look at that dude!! hes got a crocodile penis!!

by c.e.l. August 13, 2008

Penis Hater

Penis Hater- a person who hates penises. Lesbian.
A guy who hates penises is straight and a penis hater.
A woman who hates penises is penis hater.

My mom is a penis hater, and my brother. =P

by DANIELLA =) December 7, 2003

penis enlarger

Something Ryan John Peters uses, or should uses to enlarge his penis.

Ryan John Peters: "Alisha, have u seen my penis enlarger. i seemed to hav miss-placed it?"

Alisha Rose Williams:"Yes Ryan John . . I think its over there by ur Brady Bunch collection."

by Alisha Williams May 27, 2008

penis faggot

Someone who is just annoying, and overall useless. A synonym to: douchebag, tool, asshat etc.

Dude, Kevin is such a penis faggot.

by Aidan P June 18, 2008