Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025

ditto dad

A father/dad of two or more people.

My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.

by Franzy72 January 7, 2025

Bar Dad

When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.

You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!

by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025

Jules Dad

A friend of Jeffrey Epstein, he has a huge dick and a bubble butt.

There goes Jules Dad again, at the island.

by badnice July 9, 2025

Joe dad

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by Yknowthe July 22, 2025

Karaoke Dad

When Andrew and Sherrie meet at karaoke, and Sherrie is my mom, Andrew is her bestie and they are now karaoke couple hahahaha

Karaoke dad/ husband - Andrew and Sherrie are a karaoke couple which makes me, the daughter karaoke kid.

by Angelawithhandles July 24, 2025

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025