Rib Muffins 

Breasts, titties, boobs.

Did you see the rib muffins on that whore??!!

Rib Muffins by tedkord March 25, 2004

Glasses Muffintop 

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.

yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!

Glasses Muffintop by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012

Muffinman

He is the partner of jiggles the assclown, he waits for you to go to sleep, sneaks in usually through the window and then proceeds to stuff muffins up your ass and teabag your face without ever waking you up.

Boss- oh man did i have a bad night.

Employee- why what happened?

Boss- the damn muffinman got me last night now my face smells like balls and i cant stop shitting nuts and blueberries.

Employee- "whispers" asshole i wish the muffinman would come visit me.

Muffinman by tossed salads October 5, 2009

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin

Ariana Grande is not muffinious

Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

Muffins 

A euphemism for the word nothing.

"Hey what are you up to?"
"eh, muffins."

Muffins by Buffalos December 28, 2008

Love Muffins 

An affectionate term for hips with extra fat, capable of grabbing hold of.
More commonly known as love handles or muffin top

c'mere and let me feel your love muffins, babe.

Love Muffins by K@-x June 27, 2010

muffnut 

An unfortunate combination of slang terms for vagina and testicles. Trademarked in Canada by a cafe owner to denote a jelly filled muffin.

Meet me at the cafe for coffee and muffnuts?
No way, that sounds disgusting!

muffnut by RedWaiter July 5, 2007