egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

Egg

something that is popped out from a bird's butt.

I saw a chicken laying an Egg.

by gltichtr4p April 28, 2022

evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.

as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"

by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

egg

Fragile but powerful.

Also very delicious.

We must bow down to the eggs.

Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares

by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

egg

everyday good girl

Sorry you're feeling dysphoric. Don't worry, you're my EGG (everyday good girl)!

by kit10 April 10, 2022