Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Tom bradymug. by annabananaanna September 20, 2021
Get the Tommug. by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022
Get the Tom hollandmug. Girl 1. Oh, My God Tom's Cock Makes Me So Wet.
Girl 2. I know right I would definitely Smash.
Boy 1. Why does Tom have to have such a Big Cock?
Girl 2. I know right I would definitely Smash.
Boy 1. Why does Tom have to have such a Big Cock?
by Kathleen Henrickson May 20, 2020
Get the Tommug. Tom Holland is the hottest man in the whole world. He likes Qkasons and is Batman. only true hollanders would get that.
by anonymous June 7, 2021
Get the Tom Hollandmug. by Washingg.73 November 22, 2021
Get the Toms tiesnesismug. Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*
by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021
Get the Tom-a-toemug.