long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM

"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians

by EdenXera December 27, 2017

That’s the tea sis

Words that people who like drama say on Social Media.

Some Person: YASSSS BITCH, THAT’S THE TEA SIS!!!!!

Some Person 2: Stfu please.

by This is a nickname :/ July 29, 2020

arizona sweet tea

the best drink in the fabric of reality itself and if you disagree you're just wrong

Aye can I get a cold arizona sweet tea

by StepBroRiley December 21, 2020

Tea

Tea is the definition for a delusional nigger that thinks she can acquire women.

mvh, O

"You are so Tea, go kill yourself." "If you keep doing this you will end up like Tea"

by b00ty1nspector April 8, 2025

Tea Light

Not very bright. However, considered to be small but powerful.

Short Body builder in the gym trying to do the maths on the plates, and struggling. “Look at that absolute tea light”

by VoodooborkeR November 2, 2025