2 definitions by Little stumpy

Brooklyn Brunch

The act of imbibing a mimosa into ones penis then releasing it on someone's breakfast.

Samantha: Ummm why did the waiter just piss all over my eggs?

Charlotte: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time in the big apple. It's a Brooklyn brunch, hun.

by Little stumpy November 2, 2019

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 15, 2020