salesians

The group of youth that doesn't need to abide Highway Code if they go evangelizing the society. They only need to pass PaPamobile and Batmobil on the road

Man 1#: Why are those kids crossing the street on red light?
Man 2#: Man, they are Salesians

by pancakeduck May 13, 2017

Salesians College Celbridge

It's such a g school everything about it is great and Dominic 1 is the best

Dominic 1 is so much better then Savio or any of the other ones in Salesians College Celbridge

by Whatsgbroski October 17, 2019

Salesmanipulationship

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.

A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.

by -spectre- March 20, 2010

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997

Spamton

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by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

Summer's Eve Salesman

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

by Annahoj June 1, 2007

Sushi Salesman

Someone who sells fish (Selfish)

A certain D-line working in SF Financial District eats all the food in the pantry and then turns around and calls other people selfish. He's the only sushi salesman in the tri-state area.

by yanceypants April 21, 2010

scientology salesman

The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."

Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."

Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."

Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."

by jvarna5 February 1, 2008