back-water viper

n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.

Randy Jackson snuck up behind Clay Aiken in the shower and gave that bitch a back-water viper.

by N.B. April 25, 2006

night-water cum

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.

When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

night-water cum

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.

My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

hot dog water

the girl from “scooby doo mystery incorporated” but her real name is marcie fleach

fred, shaggy, and. scooby: “hot dog water?!”
velma: “her real name is marcie.”

by aliisafaliaa May 5, 2019

brown water rafting

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."

"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."

by frankiehustle July 1, 2015

fresh water pearl

- A polite way of saying that someone has never received anal penetration.
- Anal virgin.

“I don’t think he’s the one that will win her fresh water pearl”

by Biff Beltsander March 21, 2008

water my hog

A male having vaginal sex with a female

“Hey man,how did your date go last night?”

“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”

by Timmyp8823 December 19, 2018