DAWFIM Syndrome

Dickheaded Assholes With Foot In Mouth Syndrome.
A guy who is a Dickheaded Asshole Who frequently puts his foot in his mouth.

man he is such a DAWFIM.
Seth: I was at the movies the other day, and I saw my old friend Catalin. Damn, shes hot now!
Seth's GF: What? You don't say that right in front of your current girlfriend. You apparently have DAWFIM Syndrome.

by Zoey Maxx May 17, 2010

Drowns Syndrome

Urban myth that blames drowning incidents on swimmers entering the water too soon after a meal; supposedly you get cramps and go kerplunk to the bottom. Used by lazy parents who want to get some decent shut-eye after a picnic. Some adults go on actually believing it too. In fact, cramps can affect you at any time and not particularly after a meal; if they hit you in the water they will not adversely affect your buoyancy nor even do too much damage to your swimming skills. If you are in water where, perhaps due to currents, this affliction would likely make the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps.

Just ask yourself; what do you think the odds would be if you went up to a coroner or pathologist and asked them if they had ever filed a cause of someone's death as "swimming on a full stomach?" No, I didn't think so.

Jimmy was screaming and running along the water's edge and his mum was too fat and lazy to watch out for her kids like she ought to, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.

by Fearman December 15, 2008

Jefferson's syndrome

to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence

I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down

by Isaac Semelwies March 21, 2013

F5 Syndrome

People who nag constantly about the same issue, as if refreshing their questioneering forum entry ad infinitum.

'Hey John, do you want to see my holidays pics?' x40 in an hour.

'Good lord Dave, give it a rest. Getting real sick of your F5 Syndrome.'

by Onderkenkel April 17, 2014

Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.

I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Dragon syndrome

Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.

Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.

A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.

by visgean January 7, 2015

ONM syndrome

Person who is more confortable in the world he has created in his mind THAN IN THE REAL world. Sometimes, it can be that at one moment he/she disconects for a few minuts and gets to this imaginary world.

A student is in a class and suddenly he remains in motionless, and he starts making grins. That would be a slight case of ONM syndrome

by Thehollycow224 December 6, 2013