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I’m A Baked Potato 

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

the mashed potato 

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

Mash Your Potato 

Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!

White hot potato 

When you nut in her mouth and she spits it into yours. Repeat, first to spit looses.
Me and my girl tried something new last night. She wanted to try the white hot potato.

Hungarian Baked Potato 

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!

the.meme.potato 

i love them, they were with me since the start, love them <333
have u seen the.meme.potato's new video?
the.meme.potato makes the best animations!!