penis truck

An already shitty truck that undergoes expensive paint jobs, decals and body kits as well as being lowered several inches in an attempt to hide the trucks shittyness. Owners of said truck usualy make such modifications to make up for small penis size.

person 1:Ima gonna lower mah 95 nissan pick up and chrome da wheels

person 2: Hahah you faggot, nice penis truck

by your-car-sucks May 13, 2005

penis pump

a pump which inlarges your penis

katherine: your penis is so small , i dont like that !
daniel: well i cant help it
katherine: well here, use this penis pump!

by KillerQueen9000 January 22, 2009

Penis Fish

Someone who is all in your buisness and seemingly wants to get in your pants {to pleasure you or kiss ass} just like the actual penis fish in the Caribou

Tim(talking to buddy): "Dude watch this, John has been on my like a penis fish because I told him I might give him a promotion.(To John) My coffee is empty."
John:" Don't worry sir I noticed you were finshing it up 5 minutes ago and have already brewed you a new pot

Tina: "Hey Tim how's it going? I heard you just broke up with your girlfriend."
Tim: " Dont be such a penis fish I plan on staying single Tina, go be a slut somewhere else"

by Hermin23 August 13, 2010

Penis Sack

Where a whole bunch of dudes get a paper bag and put their dicks in the bag while jacking off.

"Hey bros! We should stop playing gamecube and do a penis sack."

by Teamrubert August 5, 2008

crocodile penis

the thing that crocodiles apparently DO have that is kept in a pouch. and it is bloody and red. and its BIG

damn!! look at that dude!! hes got a crocodile penis!!

by c.e.l. August 13, 2008

Penis Hater

Penis Hater- a person who hates penises. Lesbian.
A guy who hates penises is straight and a penis hater.
A woman who hates penises is penis hater.

My mom is a penis hater, and my brother. =P

by DANIELLA =) December 7, 2003

penis enlarger

Something Ryan John Peters uses, or should uses to enlarge his penis.

Ryan John Peters: "Alisha, have u seen my penis enlarger. i seemed to hav miss-placed it?"

Alisha Rose Williams:"Yes Ryan John . . I think its over there by ur Brady Bunch collection."

by Alisha Williams May 27, 2008