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New Level Petty by Gotyoucaught June 30, 2016
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New Yorker's Sofa
A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.
Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa
New Yorker's Sofa by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016
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New zealand
New zealand by IxPunchxOrphans January 31, 2017
new jersey sump pump
See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
new jersey sump pump by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017
New Jersey
A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"
” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
New Jersey by Ace 732 April 3, 2017
New York City
Also known as NYC or "The City". Known for its lights, businesses and pizza. Most overrated city in the world. Everyone is rude and so obsessed with their own life. The winter season is brutally cold although Christmas time is nice. Extremely expensive. Great theater (Broadway and off broadway). Great outdoors such as central park and botanical gardens. Many music festivals in the summer. Really a combination of 5 big cities connected by bridges, highways and tunnels. Nowhere near as great as Los Angeles. Very densely populated. The city is very cold hearted and survival is difficult which is why its called the concrete jungle. Home to arguably the best parade ever in the labor day parade. Worth a long vacation but not living and paying the ridiculous amount of money real estate agents pocket for a shitty apartment or sharing an apartment with roommates. Endless amount of things to do. Great public transportation and awful traffic. City life is go go go. If you're a laid back person nyc is not for you. People will giveyou dirty looks for walking slow.
Person 1: Yo, we out to da City. New York City .
Person 2: Na, fuck that it's too cold. We out to Miami. The lion king on Broadway could wait.
Person 1: copy, its more hoes in Miami anyway.
Person 2: Na, fuck that it's too cold. We out to Miami. The lion king on Broadway could wait.
Person 1: copy, its more hoes in Miami anyway.
New York City by Yungcp June 6, 2017
New York Experience
Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk
New York Experience by YuOfTheNight June 21, 2017