by maroo September 16, 2006
Get the jack lawrence mug.Jack Mehoff is that guy that acts gay so much that some people think he is gay. He has a schlong so massive that it has its own gravitational pull. His unmatched sigma male testosterone levels are enough to make any guys treaties crumble.
by jackmehofff69 December 1, 2021
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by BG924 December 21, 2007
Get the jack fuck faggot mug.Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.
by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007
Get the jack bastard mug.Over-priced British clothing brand, mainly aimed at apparently rich university and private school students more commonly known as Rahs. However, this brand is really only worn by those without the money or style to buy real designer clothes such as Armani, Dior, Ed Hardy etc.
Rah Girl: "Oh Tarquin darling, have you seen the latest Jack Wills handbook, there are some gorgeous trackies in there for only £70!!"
Rah Boy: "I have Henrietta, isn't Jack Wills so wonderful for rich, stylish folk such as us!"
Genuine wealthy person: "If you did have money or style, you would be wearing proper designer clothes, stupid Rahs!"
Rah Boy: "I have Henrietta, isn't Jack Wills so wonderful for rich, stylish folk such as us!"
Genuine wealthy person: "If you did have money or style, you would be wearing proper designer clothes, stupid Rahs!"
by Matt Clay June 25, 2009
Get the Jack Wills mug.24 Inch Rims, the number relates to the hit fox show 24 which is as gangster as a pair of 24 inch rims. Jack Bauer is the lead character, producer, etc. of 24 and pretty gangster
A:I got an 02 Tahoe sittin on Jack Bauers
B: Damn Son, them shit's is tight, you got spinnas on them?
A: Nah Yo
B: Damn Son, them shit's is tight, you got spinnas on them?
A: Nah Yo
by Brandon D. S. June 29, 2006
Get the Jack Bauers mug.A pack of men, who prey upon unsuspecting females, waiting to pounce upon their vunerable victim, having taken what they want, the next Jackal in the pack moves in. Generally poor at conversation, Jackals tend to grunt, flash cash at the bar for attention and drink too heavily. They show no respect and are happy to indulge in each others cast offs. Jackals are the lowest of the low when it comes to womanising skills, and their general performance in relationships is piss poor! Subtlty and integrity are not weapons in the Jackals hunting armour.
Fashion is not a Jackals strongpoint, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene - but why would they need to bother about such things?
Afterall they are gods gift to women!
Fashion is not a Jackals strongpoint, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene - but why would they need to bother about such things?
Afterall they are gods gift to women!
Jackal 1 "urg huh hu grr"
Lady "pardon"
Jackal 1 "Urg you coming home with me tonight"
Lady "havent you got a girlfriend"
Jackal 1 "she needs to deal with it"
Jackal 2 "huh fancy giving me head, why not, well i ll just share your taxi, get out and not pay then" (outside the jackals den - not flashing your cash now are you)
Jackal 3 " ows bout it, grr, never been turned down before" (but he has, most nights!!)
Lady "pardon"
Jackal 1 "Urg you coming home with me tonight"
Lady "havent you got a girlfriend"
Jackal 1 "she needs to deal with it"
Jackal 2 "huh fancy giving me head, why not, well i ll just share your taxi, get out and not pay then" (outside the jackals den - not flashing your cash now are you)
Jackal 3 " ows bout it, grr, never been turned down before" (but he has, most nights!!)
by maceymoocow December 4, 2011
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