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Jeff Hardy 

A enigmatic pro wrestler best known for his "dare devil" style, especially in hardcore ladder matches. He worked w/WWE from '94 to '03 and, if used properly, would have been a much bigger star there. He's been working w/NWA-TNA since '04. Although he did experiment w/drugs, he's currently clean despite what internet Hardy-haters say. Fuck them!
"Welcome to the future."
Jeff Hardy by Herman Diaz April 7, 2005

Ed Hardy 

A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.

The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks he's "hardcore" and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth.

Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but don't scream douchebag, AND won't rip up in about a week.
Trendwhore: "Omg! Ashlee I totally like got this ed hardy purse to match my juicy shirt and true religions! I'm gonna totally like match this to my uggs!"
Douche: "Bro your Fauxhawk and Ed Hardy shirt are SICK! Lets spray ourselves with axe and hit up melrose!"
Ed Hardy by Antwuan McDisco May 11, 2009

Ed hardy 

A wanky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced AND hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and 'trendy' dickheads. It manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite sex at the same time. A phrase often used by the twats trying to defend it is 'dont diss it because you cant afford it'. Well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. So shut your face.
Cock: lets go shopping and buy some ed hardy shit!!!
Sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by wankers though?
Cock: OH EM GEE i cannot believe you just said that! Dont diss it because you cant afford it!
Sensible person: i rest my case.
Ed hardy by LondonSpirit September 6, 2009

Hairy Frances 

A nickname for a vagina, often used by Scottish people to define a rather bushy one.
Woop, she has such a Hairy Frances, I wouldn't go near it if I was you.

My scottish Hairy Frances is much better than your Shaven Susan.
Hairy Frances by tguk October 20, 2008

Hairy Mexican 

A drink created in upstate New York, inspired by the taste of a hairy Mexican. 1 part tequila, one part whiskey--the cheaper the booze the hairier the Mexican.
I tried chasing it with a beer, but i couldn't get the taste of that Hairy Mexican out of my mouth. Mike tried one and puked in the sink.
Hairy Mexican by spinski August 25, 2010

Hairy Eyeball 

When someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.
I ran into my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy fuckin' eyeball.
Hairy Eyeball by GLo Meatball November 4, 2003