Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.

"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."

by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024

Mother Fucker

Anything that goes on for too long

1. That mother fucker still owes me money.

2. This party is boring as a mother fucker.

by sinkking December 22, 2024

Rich fucker

A better who won more than 1k in cash, and betted only 200 dollars or below. This can be from poker, all the way to horse races.

Bill is such a rich fucker. he got the winning horse, and nobody thought he would win!

by Monosloq December 23, 2024

thunder fucker

when you call someone a fucker but with the power of Zeus

THUNDER FUCKER! "man gets fried by electricity"

by alionzaa December 29, 2024

Father Fucker

Someone who fucks their daddy.

Don't say Mother Fucker. Say Father Fucker.

by cxp1d December 30, 2024

Gun Fucker

n. Gun owner who is also a fan of the Girls Frontline franchise of games. Usually found posting GFL content in response to a gun control advocate who has failed to make any compelling argument, going "Fuck your guns!"

"Fuck your guns!"

"Yep, certified gun fucker here, guess I'll have to put up with SPAS-12 and S-ACR pregnant at the same time again."

by HiroProX January 1, 2025

Faggot fucker

(vulgar, slang, LGBTQ+) a homosexual man, who is a prostitute, who likes fucking and has many sexual partners.

Lesbian: You look so bitchin' horny, do you want to have sex?
Gay: yes, I am a faggot fucker, and I just wanna perform fuckin' sex.

by marcotoa January 18, 2025