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Masturbatory Dance

When you accomplish something that makes you break out into a dance involving masturbation.
John was so happy he passed his test he broke out into a masturbatory dance.
by Beatrice Wall March 24, 2025
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dance and dash

In escort prostitution, a variation on the "cash and dash" scam.

A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.

The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
The client thinks "full-service escort" means sex, the vendor suddenly decides (after taking the money) that no, it means one minute of hip-hop dancing followed by a beeline for the door. That's dance and dash.

In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.

The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
by bitchuck November 2, 2024
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sten dancing

A term used by British soldiers during WWII whenever a loaded and cocked sten gun was dropped. The impact would cause it to fire in every directions until the magazine would be empty.
Soldier 1: theres at least 3 Germans in that house.

Soldier 2 : *tosses Sten in the house*

Soldier 1: Looks like there was 3 Germans in that house.

Soldier 2: Sten Dancing 😎
by Crashy873 February 4, 2024
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Cameron Boyce dance

The Cameron Boyce dance is when you wiggle very fast on the floor and 50% chance you die. The dance became popular on 6 July 2019 when Disney star Cameron Boyce died while doing the dance therefore inventing the Cameron Boyce dance. On 9 December 2019 rapper Juice Wrld stole the dance from Boyce which also killed him
20-year-old Disney star Cameron Boyce passed away in his sleep after inventing the Cameron Boyce dance on 6 July 2019 at his home in North Hollywood.
by 6sixty9nine July 11, 2020
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Square Dance

When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.
"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance."

"Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"
by LoneStarGingerBeardMan May 28, 2019
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Dance

adjective meaning anything that's good in any way, excellent
"This mac n cheese tastes so good."
"It's dance, baby."
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 24, 2019
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aquatic mouth dance

When a guy gets his balls gargled underwater in a hot tub.
Girl 1: Did you go over to Tommy’s last night, I heard he has a jacuzzi?
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally gave him an aquatic mouth dance
by RHCP_real February 15, 2024
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