Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Rad Dad

An older male idol that a fan doesn't want any romantic relationship with

Gerard Way is such a rad dad

by ghostie wah March 25, 2018

Dad

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

dad

farts a lot

“dad stop farting”
*farts*

by tinfoilhat777 March 9, 2022

Dad

What is a dad

A dad is a non existent object that left for milk

by Yer daddy May 9, 2022

dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025