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Battle Owl

A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF MY CAT!?!?!?!

BATTLE OWLSS
by The great informer October 12, 2012
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Battlestargh Galactica

Battlestar Galactica: from the original name of the science fiction franchise.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Battlestargh Galactica: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Battlestar Galactica.
"Battlestargh Galactica!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 18, 2013
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Battlemash

The term used to define a battle between at least two videos from one or multiple sources on a single webpage (a mash-up). A winning video can be selected by users via either a majority vote in the comments section or a dedicated voting mechanism.
Dude A: Sugar Hill Gang's original of Rapper's Delight is infinitely superior to Def Jam's bro, anyone who knows their hip hop agrees.

Dude B: No way bro, show me the battlemash or it never happened.
by wizardchicken May 5, 2013
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Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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Battle of bunker hill

When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.
Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.
by shitty dick June 27, 2014
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Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins
"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"
by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015
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battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.
Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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