Apple

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep

Lia: can I have an apple
Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am

by rei is cool August 25, 2024

custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

Purple Apple

A giant testicle

Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen

by Flappypengoo September 27, 2021

Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 2, 2019

Apple

An amazing extraordinary girl who gets all the boys and makes everyone laugh.

Lights up any room with her smile.
Friendly and sweet like an apple

That girl is such an Apple. I can tell because of her smile.

by Ann1ero December 7, 2014

eli apple

Eli Apple can’t cover shit and hot burnt against the rams

Eli Apple is The worst corner back in he nfl

by The bengals organization February 15, 2022

apple pie

You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine

Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)

by bot#3082 March 28, 2021