My God

My help, my hope, personal to you.

That shit don't make no sense, it's crazy! my God what the hell is going on?

by Dani coola October 17, 2016

Cock God

A gay man-whore who gets a lot of guys and has sex with them on the first date.

Tim: I've got a date with Thomas tonight.

Michael: look out, he's a cock god

by Ifucktastybitches September 14, 2016

hand of god

Used to refer to the act of anyone in an undisputable position of power.

Can be used to identify the action of a BOFH deleting a user account; a company that outsources to a call center telling the call center to fire a particular employee; a MUCK wizard modifying someone's props or a GM (game master) causing unlikely events in a RPG.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

Pool god

a person with a exceptual skill at the art of playing pool.Someone that doesnt just play at the pool hall but acts like he owns the dam place.

oh my god its Dylan skog winner of the friday night tourny he is such a pool god.

by crannapple November 25, 2006

fortnite god

Ethan Heis is a fortnite goddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he'll wreck your moms pussy.

I am a fortnite god

by Fortnite cheezit February 1, 2018

Sky God

1.A great ruler of the sky.

2. nickname for scrotum

1. Bow down to the all-powerful sky god!

2. Oh yea baby, here comes the sky god!

by kerplow! August 7, 2006

God dam

God dam (noun): usually someone, sometimes something, which blocks the creational flow of God.
a blasphemer that calls themselves God.
a schizophrenic who thinks they have God like powers. thinks they have created something with God like powers.
someone who critisizes Gods plan, constantly analyzes God, or even forces their own interpretation of God on another human being, animal, or plant.

: an idea that causes you to doubt in, or attempt to block, the almighty, fluid, and ever-present, passing, creating, and manifesting powers of God.

man #1: "how am i apart of Gods plan?"(God dam)

man #2 "shut up.."

...........
girl #1: "i can make it rain"
girl #2: " i wonder if i can make it rain too?!"(situation is a 'God dam')
...........
Destiny/fate(is an idea which, by nature, is a God dam)

by asianlady October 20, 2008