The Biggest Douche In The universe

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024

Maashg Kurdish University

An idiom, used to describe a university with lack of basis to teach the students a subject. In addition, "Maashg Kurdish University" is used as a derogatory term for a person who lacks basic knowledge of topic, subject and so on.

Andrew: "Server made in Maashg Kurdish University".
Otto: "bro studied English at Maashg Kurdish university @sarge".

by theone202020 April 11, 2025

Whitehall University

A reference about person from the Columbus area, who think they are intelligent but in reality are financially unstable, poorly educated and try to make excuses for their failure in life especially on social media. Usually comes with childish and cowardice behavior.

Did you see that post that Jason made yesterday on Twitter? That’s so Whitehall University.

by Bemmy52 December 17, 2023

Qatar University

One of the worst universities in the world. Don't let its looks fool you, it's gender segregated, very car centric, no student life whatsoever, and most people don't speak English for some goddamn reason. a lot people there wants to leave this shitty university.

God I hate qatar university so goddamn much!

by Gahex September 23, 2025

Thank the Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".

Thank the Universe, it's Friday!

Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.

Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Universal remnant blackhole

A blackhole that was created by a dying (exploding, collapsing, etc.) universe.

'The previous universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into a universal remnant blackhole, which was so massive that it swallowed the entire universe, but fear not for a new universe could be reborn from it.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

kozminski university

School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.

Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.

by half rich kid of kozminski May 13, 2017