1 definition by Youfatmom
The worst fucking school in Central Florida right after Colonial High. Everyone there is fucking stupid and the popular kids are more annoying than a mosquito in your room at 2 A.M.
Person: What school do you go to?
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at
Person 2: University High
Person: LMAO fucking loser, East River is where it's at
by Youfatmom April 11, 2022