I’m a top now 

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

I’m a top now by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

take him up top

Rob, swindle, scam

“I need to find an old man and take him up top for these expensive text books !

take him up top by Anilaz33 August 24, 2020

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muffin top 

when the fat hangs over your belt.

when to much flour is added when makingthis product. (fat people)

damn, look at that girls muffin top.

muffin top by footsoldier November 10, 2008

no touch top 

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.

Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.

no touch top by DaggerFort May 16, 2020

ZZ Top 

A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

ZZ Top by Andyman April 21, 2004

table top skank 

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

table top skank by aivilo April 16, 2008