Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.

"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Josh

Josh is a 16 year old boi whomst goes to Carter. He is the owner of all, and is a pokemon trainer

Girl: Hey I want to Fuck Josh
Other Girl: Same

by woikdhnoexrdj June 13, 2019

Little Josh

Also known as The Josh King, or the ultimate Josh.
On April 24, 2021, Little Josh, a 4-year old boy, defeated hundreds of thousands of Joshes, and claimed the crown.

He is the chosen Josh, that's for sure.

Teacher: I'm surprised you're the only one with this name, Little Josh.
Little Josh: Everyone else had to change their names cause I beat them all-
Reddit: F***ing legend.

by sdex May 31, 2021

Josh mckenzie

Josh mckenzie has the largest pen15 in the whole of Kingston and knows how to use it if you know what I mean ;) looks innocent but is actually a devil in bed from what I’ve heard ……. Wholesome guy who loves economics a bit too much

Josh mckenzie is such a great guy

by Sophie1234558281)1 March 3, 2022

Joshing

When someone flying a plane and then completely down to pilot error, you crash it, land hard, lose control; or generally just mess it up.

Did you hear they completely messed up by forgetting to adjust the trim on their 787, which caused them to crash? They were absolutely Joshing it there

by Jason_91 July 28, 2023

manager josh

doddleoddle's aka dodie lower case d manager

he lets us do top draw journalism based on his twitter and also he once danced with a troll wig on!

follow @updatingmjosh or watch us sue

"see you in court manager josh"

by updatingmjosh February 23, 2017

Josh

Has a humongous pp if you see a josh he might steal ur girl

Guy1:hey did you see josh.

Guy2:ye he has a big dick.

by Deeeeeeezzzzzhehexxxpoopysherx September 10, 2021