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rape-ortunity

An opportunity to exploit, mishandle, or spoil, which due to the promise of immediate benefit, is attractive regardless of long-term consequence.
Activision recognized that releasing 25 Guitar Hero products in 2009 could backfire, but they just could not resist the rape-ortunity.
by chinesedentist March 4, 2010
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Drink Raped

The violated feeling a Starbucks barista has after a strenuous frappuccino happy hour where everyone in a 50 mile radius comes out to participate in a half price pandemonium. Also applies for weekend shifts with no promotions.

The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage
I've lost all faith in humanity after I was drink raped from 10 until 3. Happy hour, my ass...

I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks
by MorbidHomemaker May 18, 2015
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Sun Raped

When your whole face is flashed by the sun and you can't see shit.

No the sun will not fuck you you desperate 14 year old thot
Ex: Kyle walked out of his house and got sun raped.
by Goodvibesalldewayman January 25, 2020
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grapple rape

To strategically toss a grappling hook into a woman's vagina and reapedtly pull it in and out as if to have intercourse with her, of which she will not enjoy, therefore creating it to be rape. Or, while said grappling hook is thrusted forcefully inside the woman's genetalia, forcefully push your member into her one of her orifices, may her genitalia also remain an option, and may you only cease when YOU decide.
"We the jury hearby accuse Wendy Williams guilty on the count of grapple rape in and cannabalism in the first degree and sentence him to life without parole."
by Webster's Dickshunairy October 30, 2011
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Rape Burn

The painful, red, itchy aftermath of doing it.
My dick hurts from rape burn from last night...
by dickface111 March 22, 2011
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mock rape

the art of thrusting secretively behind one's back while waving your RIGHT hand in the air. no lube is needed.
by jason shiz June 25, 2003
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Telepathic Rape

An episode in ST:TNG (Star Trek - The Next Generation) of actual "Telepathic Rape". Season 5, Episode 12. Title: Violations. Until Telepathy is proven to exist in the real world, this is the real instance of "Telepathic Rape".
Wow did you see that Telepathic Rape episode on TNG where Troi was actually mind-raped by another Telepathic Alien?!?!?!
by SrcMaker August 16, 2021
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