sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio June 10, 2011

thump sock

another word for condom

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.

by grizzlybare November 05, 2013