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Pocket person

A person who constantly messages you and wants your attention.
Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.
by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023
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pocket spaghechup

Pocket spaghechup is dish served in your pocket. When you dont want to cook food, and just want a quick snack. It is made by boiling spaghetti and putting it in your pocket, then open a bottle of ketchup at pour it down your pocket. Mix it up and it is ready to be eaten. It can be eaten any time. It is recommended to eat it with your hands
Person A: I dont really wonna cook today
Person B: No problem! Here *hands Person A some pocket spaghechup*
Person A: OMG! This is delicious!
by dengodeperke November 29, 2017
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pocket fagget

Someone who is in denial of their sexual preferences.
by Dfed83 December 7, 2021
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Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him
Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket
by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022
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Horse Pocket

A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
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Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)
Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'
by oscrape June 1, 2018
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Pocket Thief

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."
by stfuagpwc January 18, 2019
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