Muffie 

Slang for vagina

I'm drowning in the muffie
This place crawling with muffie
I am the Muffie-Man

Muffie by Muffie man July 19, 2013

Muffia 

The Mummy Maffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.

Don't feed them after midnight!

Run for the hills, the Muffia are coming.

The Muffia will be on the phone to Childline after you.

Have you heard? The Muffia's toddlers can run marathons and fly Lear jets.

Muffia by Snozzbert May 12, 2009

muffins 

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.

Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!

muffins by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

muffing 

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

He needs a good muffing.

muffing by BC Ted August 9, 2003

muffins 

when a girl got big tits

yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins

muffins by Anthony Garza November 3, 2006

muffinbutt 

An affectionate pet name.

"God damn it my girlfiend wont stop calling me muffinbutt!"

muffinbutt by Chrisge April 2, 2008

muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

muffintitus by jen nishimura May 4, 2008