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Colonial Middle School 

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)
me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie

Cocalico Middle School 

Cocalico Middle School is the amalgamation of cis boys, gay people, and suicidal children - a hellscape where one shall be bullied no matter who they are, and being anything but able-bodied, cis, hetero, and white will get you made fun of.
I love the teachers at Cocalico Middle School, but the kids suck ass.

Millburn Middle School

i wont try to complain in this definition, but mms is a fucking roller coaster ride. the school is half jewish and its not that i have a problem with that, just so many of kids are rich spoiled brats who just act rude to the teachers. and omg like all the girls wear tight ass lululemon leggings its like someone hit copy paste on their keyboard a bajillion times. so the popular kids you should avoid, there rude they think they own the school and shit. anyways there are some really nice kids here. just be friends with kids who aren’t mean to you and accept who you are. and there are some sneaky people in this school so do not befriend them. now do i think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in the middle school ?? no only in eighth grade. besides, you will probably break up after like a week. and there are also like a ton of bar/bat mitzvahs during 7th grade so just know that. anyways, my advice is to just be really nice to your teachers and try to get decent grades above a B. like, some teachers here are really nice and want to give you an opportunity to get into accelerated classes. don’t forget that going to mms is a great opportunity, because the school is very good. hell, my parents moved here mainly because of the school. if your rich, don’t be a brat about it. and also one of the definitions for mms said to avoid gay people while looking for friends. like,, that is rude. be friends with whoever you like and never treat someone differently just because of the way they are.
Omg why are you so rich?! 😱

Umm i go to Millburn Middle School🥺👉👈

abgs middle school 

Abgs middle school is one of the most ghettoist middle schools out there, all of y’all know how to protect yo shi. Abgs middle school doesn’t give a fuck what you think, say something and they will jump you. They are so tuff, don’t mess with any of them because they’ll get on your case.
“Yo it’s those bitches from abgs middle school in Hempstead New York!!”

“Shit! Don’t fuck with them, they’ll run your 1s fast.”

mattews middle school 

Mexican 1: look at those crackers

Mexican 2: yeah dumbass they go to mattews middle school

Henley middle school 

A great school full of lulu girls and happy people. It’s in a wealthy district, with a great schedule. The teachers are very nice and the administration is a little questionable. People there are very friendly and the classes are usually very fun. Most teachers are pretty awesome and will help you through things. Eating outside is another bonus and helps us thrive. It’s never boring and after school you can walk to a coffee shop or an ice cream place and maybe even a friends house. It’s a diverse school with many wonderful opportunities. The other post is shaming the school when in fact it’s an amazing school with great athletic and educational programs.
Henley middle school won the volleyball game!!

Westview Middle school 

Altonas worse counter part, full of irrelevant kids.
do you know that one kid from Westview Middle School?” “hell no”
Westview Middle school by the6fart October 16, 2023