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Banana Bread Oven 

the act of having oral sex with your partner's scrotum and a banana at the same time, thus smushing the banana all over your partner's scrotum.
Gay Man1: Dude, how was it with Johnny last night?

Gay Man2: Man, it was the best sex ever. He even gave me the Banana Bread Oven when i requested just a handsy.

Gay Man1: No way dude really?

Gay Man2: YES WAY!!
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An obscure province in Kenya where Barack Hussein Obama was actually born. It is almost all jungle and is notable for its large indigenous population of purple-lipped apes and its many banana plantations.
No way was that half-cracker Obama born in Hawaii. The guy not only drives me bananas but when he smiles and bares his teeth he looks like an ape, and that really creeps me out. Therefore he must be from Bananama. Since Obama also has Irish roots on his mother's side another moniker for him could be O'Bananama.

Banana Clit 

Inserting a banana into a female's clit, then peeling the banana while it is inside. Then proceed to eat the banana until all thats left is the peel.
Brad Pitt: "Hey Angelina, I could really go for a banana clit right now!"

banana eating 

Banna eating, when you full on sucking on that dick and you nibble or bite it.
"Ouch! Damn Sally, stop banana eating me you cunt! You about took it off!"
Ok so like, hear me out... scientific research at NASA has proven that the banana is the most bestest, most non-gayest vegital in all existence. Proven to cure cancer after one bite, the banana also grows your shlong. (To calculate how much your cock will grow measure your shlong and a banana. Subtract your cock size from the size of the banana, multiply by 3. The answer should give you an estimate on how long your shlong should grow). The banana also cures gay. So if your mom gay just give her a banana
Whoa, look at how much potassium he exorbed from that banana
Banana by TRAPS R GAYY February 28, 2018

Banana Republic of America 

Something butthurt Americans say when they're team lost the election.
Banana Republic of America note: this is a populist statement and as such does not usually appear with context or justification except for other populist statements which themselves lack context or justification

filthy banana 

a piece of meat (dick) that is overwhelming dirty w/ either some type of fungus, dirt, or athlete's dick.
yea so i went to Sulvestors yesterday and i gave him a filthy banana in the mouth
filthy banana by Meat Master 5000 January 15, 2009