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ur dad

most powerful insult.....
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Dad Porn

Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation
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My dad went to go and get the milk but never came back
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your dad

Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".
Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.
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Dad

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker
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Sad Dad

Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."

Sad Dad "W-"

Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
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Dad

The most caring, sweet, and understanding person I know. He is always up on his feet for his family, making sure we are all happy and safe.

He is patient and understanding toward his family. He does things he doesn't want to do for his family, like playing Fashion Famous with me.

We give him a hard time and call him names like Big Jenny or Lemon. But, he isn't any of those things. Or we will make fun of him and his dog. But, we all know he loves us more. And I just want him to know, I don't know where I would be without my Dad.
by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022
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