A man boy who tells outrageous stories about 6 foot speakers blowing off girls clothes. An Excalibur Man will also tell any over exaggerated story possible.
Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.
Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.
Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.
Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.
Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"
Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"
Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"
by showcase June 19, 2008
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Tries to hide it but isnt successful
Tries to hide it but isnt successful
Guy to friend: I accidentally took my brothers shirt for class and its too small
Friend: omg your a man thot
Friend: omg your a man thot
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Husband comes home and sits groceries on kitchen counter, then goes to do something else. Husband comes back into the kitchen and asks wife "have you been in the kitchen (mean look on face)" wife "no. Why?" He doesn't say, so wife gets up and goes into kitchen...just to see that he asked because the groceries weren't put up. Wife thinks to self "you could've put those up yourself, you man pig!"
My husband is such a man pig because he thinks I'm going to just do everything for him because we are married.
My husband is such a man pig because he thinks I'm going to just do everything for him because we are married.
by Moochy August 27, 2013
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After a long day at work, Kevin was super pissed to find his wife had left to run errands. He had become acustom to getting a hungry man, but instead is left with little option but to just go ahead and eat by himself
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MarkEdwards bitched out and took the losing man bet. His johnson was placed on a grill grate to be struck repeatedly.
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