Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

Tea Belly

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.

Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!

by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023

Tea

It's gossip

Here's the mother fuckin tea

by Soandydandy May 22, 2019

Cold Tea

Gossip or information about someone else that is found out late.

Did you hear about the big fight last week?
No, what fight?
Dude, you always get the cold tea.

by seafoodstartup December 6, 2021

Tea

The thing you spill about that bitch Becky because she was talking bout you

"Bro I have some tea to spill. I heard that Becky was talking about Bridget right after she bought her something really expensive."

by Elektra UwU July 13, 2019

Tea

The Gossip, the lowdown.

'Spill the tea! What's been happening?'

by GFRC January 26, 2015

Steep Tea

Juicy gossip, intending to deliver juicy gossip

Dude, I got some steep tea about Brenda!

by SteepTea August 28, 2022