Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It

Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024

anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 27, 2024

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Egg

A song made by CG5.

Josh: "Hey, go to SoundCloud real quick."
Luca: "Alright... *types soundcloud.com in the address bar"
Josh: "Okay, now type Egg - CG5 into the search bar"
Luca: "Okay the- wait a minute what the fuck?"

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.

I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up

by Loftsnax August 13, 2021

Egg Truther

People who don't believe in sucking eggs. They usually hang around the people who say that eggs are good only sometimes.

Them: Hey, did you hear that Jim came out as an egg truther?

Me: Aw, dammit! He had to be lying when he said he sucked eggs then.

by spinvius May 7, 2018

Eggs

Nature's hand-grenade.

I wanted to prank the neighbors house out of revenge for getting raisins for Halloween from them so i'm going to use eggs, They're nature's hand-grenade :^)

by ExcelloAnima June 21, 2019