Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

Dad

Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.

He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."

by queen of sweets and chocolate November 2, 2019

Dad

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021

Dad

A Person That Takes Care Of You And Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019

dad

poop

you are a dad

by ====== August 4, 2022

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Cinnamon Roll Dad

On hat worn by cuteservative protesting against "Me Too".

My cinnamon roll dad don't need no job - he's got me.

by sitonacactus January 12, 2021