Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Tea

a simple afternoon meal that usually consists of cakes, sandwiches, and tea to drink.

It was time for them to have afternoon tea.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Tea

a prepared dinner in the evening.

For tea, fish and chips

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Tea

confidential knowledge or scandalous rumors; gossip.

The celebrity ruined her younger sister's romantic life by spilling the tea.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

that’s tea

means when a drama happens and you realise and you it’s really shocking

“they had a massive fallout “
“oh that’s tea “

thats what it mean to say that’s tea

by claudzx July 4, 2024

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

Draculas tea bag

Slang name for a used tampon

I need to go change me draculas tea bag

by Tortoise84 July 19, 2024