bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.

"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."

by cavefish April 20, 2009

wiggly-muffintop

Slang for the male circumsised penis

how would you like it if he took his wiggly-muffintop and rammed your chocolate starfish?

by la flaminca rosa February 24, 2009

Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.

I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange

by candolol June 9, 2009

Flip Muffin

A muffin that has been flipped.

An upside down muffin that is retarded and gay.

1. Mom, why is there a flip muffin in the kitchen?

2. Look at Christina, she's such a stupid flip muffin.

by beccab00 June 12, 2009

Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010

Fuz Muffin

Is generally reffering to someone with a dirty pedro. This person would be related or called by a female or relationship figure. To be someones bear for instance,In this case a fuz muffin would be a male with a sanchez, pedro, or just plain hairy facial features during the act of loveable mention towards a boyfriend.

(Boyfriend walks in)(Girlfriend says) and i quote " Come hither my little Fuz Muffin" aka Mr Sexy

by MyMomHatesMe January 29, 2010

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010