Matt Club

matt club is a type of bistos sold in pattiseries on the coast of palestine

bisto pls matt club

by Si Dows August 31, 2025

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Matt Harvey Syndrome

When you have been sporadically teamkilled "accidentally" in a video game (especially Helldivers 2) or just randomly made non existent without understanding the reason why..

"dude what just hit me..Matt Harvey Syndrome"
"That Helldiver suffers from Matt Harvey Syndrome"
...randomly hit the respawn screen..."FFS I just got Matt Harveyd!"

by DishyElephant September 15, 2025

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Intoxicatingly sensual and charismatic slow burn draws your love in as a beautiful friend and when least expected wake up in love with all spells completed until the end of all earths, with a insatiable obsession in physical, sexual and spiritual relm in which the rest of the world never existed as nothing else compares or could compare. A force of love you thought maybe if I was Jasmin and him Aladdin but the presence of one human is more than the carpet and the Genie with endless wishes. Perfect man undercover in plain site always there until whiskey unlocks nudity and utter obsession forever and ever.

Just like that "Mattacadabra" I have plans to make things dissappear, Magic Mattas sexy dick every opportunity for ever, longest standing wand trick in the block course to date. 1 year block completed.

by Leeseyloosnotsorry September 21, 2025

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Marty

A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.

You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025

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Marty Grossman

A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.

Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!

by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025

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