hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Brownie muffin

A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.

Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin

by Oldfriedboot February 28, 2016

duche muffin

A total ass hole..

That dude is a total duche muffin

by Crow7411 March 29, 2016

Tufted muffin

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.

"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".

by Tiduko October 8, 2016

touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

by dickscrambler October 6, 2016

water muffin

Someone who takes roids

Yeah you know dan, hes a right water muffin

by Ben6789 September 7, 2016