I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful

Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power

by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023

HAVE to

I don't HAVE to do it but clearly I am

Hym "Nah, you're clearly being a piss pants. I HAVE to toot my own horn but you can't deny the brilliance of someome who has revolutionized multiple industries. You want to sit over there and childishly withhold the benefits but, really, what's the point? I also got a dozen good shows out of it. The only part of this that isn't working is the 'convincing you that you're being a shit' part. But it's ok. I know you're like 8 years behind so I know that your shit brains will eventually catch up to my genius brains."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2023

we must have lunch

English used of delicious irony when ending a happenstance conversation with an old acquaintance you accidentally bumped into in public and after the required catch-up chat, end with this - actually meaning "don't contact me - and if I ever see you again it will be too soon"

How great to see you again after all this time - We Must Have Lunch !

by MurtThe January 30, 2025