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your dad

your dad used as a insult
"your forehead is big"
"your dad"
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DAD

A man that leaves you or gets left by Karen
Mom where’s daddy
He is in China sweetie
Then that guy says he is my dad
He is just a hobo sweetie
by Alex Gopnik January 27, 2019
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dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back
other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?
by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020
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dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.
Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.
by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019
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Bby dad

A Mexican mostly known as alex is a dude who has a 9incher and that gets all the girls.. he is also known as the best soccer player in his scoo
He is such a bby dad
by Ggggghsjdjdjdjjzjd October 14, 2019
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Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"
by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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