Jalama Burger

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.

Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger

by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020

junior burger

A Junior burger is a rooky in the art of threesom sexual interactions . Usualy the burger subject would be the one person/ sex (male/female) being the (burger patty) between the other 2 people (the buns)

Old mate andrew is a junior burger cause he has only had one threesom experience

by the Mayer of Toowoomba March 27, 2020

veal burger

When one person puts credit card swipes another person with their calf, essentially putting a baby cow between two buns.

“Hey man, last night was CRAZY with my wife, she totally gave me the old veal burger.”

by Teeny Meat April 9, 2020

Drug Bugle

A drug bugle is a device for intaking drugs. You put drugs in the open end of the bugle and blow it in someones face.

"Hey man, pass the drug bugle"

"You wanna bugle up this bitch?"

by Fibwick May 10, 2020

Is burger gay?

yes, 100%

Oskar: I was thinking... Is Burger gay?
Rora: idk ill ask him, Burger are you gay?
Burger: yes i am.

by The man that never lies, Never June 6, 2020

Ingram burger

When making homemade burgers you have noticed you have run out of sauce so you rely on evenly applying gentleman’s mayonnaise to your hot meat.

I’d like an Ingram burger with cheese please

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.

I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!

by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020